The Negotiator

M: "Ok now, no more kissing Mummy."

Toddler: "No"

M: "Look, just one last one. I'm not Zac Effron."

Toddler: "No, how about twelve?"

Angry crustacean

Toddler:   "Raa raa raaaa!"

M:            "Wah, are you a scary lion?"

Toddler:    shakes head

M:            "Hmm, are you an angry tiger?"

Toddler:    "No, I'm a lobster"